Sweetie, you are unequivocally, undeniably, and unbelievably full of shit.
Internet friends, allow me to enlighten you as to Lindsey’s definition of “cheating” at Trivial Pursuit. Verbally commanding the game to provide me with a particular dice roll (and, interestingly enough, the game providing me with the requested dice roll more often than not) is the apex of my cheating ways.
I still stand undefeated at Xbox Trivial Pursuit.
-Because I said so