Elbow in the face

If the title isn’t revealing enough, allow me to elaborate.

Lindsey elbowed me in the face, last night.

Right in the nose, with the tip of her elbow.  It wasn’t a regular elbow to the face, either.  We were dancing, and as I was pulling her back to me in a twirl, she clipped me in the nose.  So not only did I have the full force of her body slamming into my nose, I had the added momentum from the spin, lending her more power in the ELBOW TO MY FACE.

-Because I said so

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