Mmm, beard.

If you watched Episode 3 of the MehCast, you will have heard this story already. If not here it is in all its glory.

Last week, while waiting for Lindsey during one of her Mary Kay appointments, I decided to put some gas in my car.  I walked into a Valero station to pick up some candy while the car was filling up, and as I approached the counter, the Indian man (younger, leaner guy, not much of a beard to speak of) looks up and greets me.  As he starts ringing up my purchase, he looks at my beard and says, “Hey, man, that is a great beard!”

Sorry, what?

Again, “That is a really nice beard!”

Pardon?

“A lovely beard, really.”

Why, thank you.

-Because I said so

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