I noticed an entry on the Fresno Beehive about this site and, having nothing else better to do while at work, I gave it a try. My results:
Dude. You have three names. You’re blue blood, old money, landed gentry, confident, assured; perhaps a tad old fashioned but you don’t let that bother you. Let the kids go crazy with their new fads — you prefer style that’s going to last. You secretly fear you need to get out more, and you’re probably right.
Take the quiz on BuzzFeed.com
At least I wasn’t Comic Sans (like @mikeoz).
-Because I said so