I have a friend named Farshad. Farshad is a very interesting individual, to say the least. He’s a great guy, no doubt, but he has a personality that is hard to forget, and easy to get a laugh from.
He has a lot of sayings that were slightly abrasive, such as how almost everything was “badass” (say it with EMPHASIS). Everything takes a dump on everything else, and everything is worth a “HAAYAH!”
He moved to Las Vegas a couple of years ago, so we don’t see him very often at all, but anytime we miss him, we just call something “badass”, and we feel like he’s with us again!
-Because I said so