We have a snacks cabinet. A cabinet-o-snacks, if you will. We love our snacks cabinet, and we do our best to make sure it is happy by keeping it full of the snacks that provide it with purpose and use.
The snacks cabinet is very unassuming at first glance, a regular cabinet just like any other:
Once you start taking a closer look, the impression begins to change:
And once the door has been opened, the full glory of the snacks cabinet becomes evident:
Look on my snacks, ye mighty, and despair!
I want some fuckin’ Oreos.
-Because I said so