This will be a fairly short post, as most of the details of the topic at hand will not be divulged. Last night, Lindsey and I were fooling around with a bit of intensity, when she demanded that I bring myself closer to her so that we could be more comfortable. Being in the moment, she did not want to waste time with too many words, however. As such, the words she chose to use in this situation were, “Come on Sweetie.” I stopped what I was doing. She stopped what she was doing. I looked at her just as she realized what she said, and I started laughing.
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