No no, this isn’t about what you think it is about. I am no pervert. Well, actually, I am, but this is besides the point. This is where we talk about DeathSpank coming to the PC.
DeathSpank, the lovable hero who sets out to right wrongs and kill demon chickens, can no longer be contained by the mere dimensions of a video game console. No, this brave fellow must now expand his horizons and look into the worlds of PC gaming. On November 30 he will do just that when DeathSpank and its expansion, DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue come to the PC. But wait! Did you think that the poor Mac users would be left out of this great and noble endeavor? Well, you silly person, you thought wrong. They will be coming to Mac on December 14. All for $14.99. Excitement brews, does it not?
But is this all? No, this is not all. You also get two pieces of free downloadable content upon the purchase of the game. You can expertly explore the Snowy Mountain Dungeon with your new co-op buddy, Sidekick Tankko. Tankko is a half man, half spider, poison spitting piece of awesome by the way.
Oh, also, there’s this. Spank This, to be precise. What is this? I dunno, but I sure know that this article would have been written a lot faster had I not known about it.