Anarchy Reigns Character Bio: Nikolai

Anarchy Reigns Character Bio: Nikolai

It’s been another month since our last look at Anarchy Reigns, and today SEGA has released the seventh character bio. So far we’ve seen ninja, ice queens, mechanical bulls (with JET HAMMERS.), a super pimp, and more. What new oddity have we received today? Well, while he may not end up being my favorite character to play as (due to the lack of a fragging JET. HAMMER.), he will probably end up being one of my favorite characters in general.

Nikolai Dmitri Bulygin’s childhood dream was to be the best Russian ballerina the world had ever seen. An accident in his youth, however, resulted in giant cyborg arms that deliver shock-damage powered by a back-mounted reactor. Everything between his name and “giant cyborg arms” may or may not be true. What I do know, though, is that Nikolai (one of my favorite Russian names), with his Tesla Blitz (see what they did there? Nikolai? Tesla? ELECTRICITY POWERS?!), weighs in at 683lbs (310kgs) and stands 6’9″ (2.10m) tall. He’s 32 years old, enjoys pressing wildflowers and having buttered scones for tea, and will probably kick your ass. There may be some untruth in the middle there, again. Sorry.

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