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Caption Contest: Borderlands 2 (360)

Caption Contest: Borderlands 2 (360)

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to “Penlaf” for winning a copy of Borderlands 2 for Xbox 360! Thanks for participating!

It’s been nearly two months since our last caption contest, and I can’t think of a better way to return to them than with a copy of Borderlands 2 for the Xbox 360. Our review just went up, so it’s time to get excited and enter for your chance to win a free game! As usual, you will find an image below that you will need to caption in the comments. Follow the rest of the rules for extra entries. The contest begins NOW and will run through 12:01am Monday, October 15th (9:01pm PST Sunday, October 14th). Bonus points will be added into the Rafflecopter contest database for the more creative and entertaining comments!

Now…CAPTION!

If you’re captioning both characters, please indicate which character is saying what!

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I’m the Ambassador of Kickyourassador. I am the Walrus. I’m on a highway to the Danger Zone. I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

I do things with words that have a generally geeky gist.

  • Lets go have a drink!

  • Lets go have a drink!

  • Anonymous

    Marcus: Follow me Hammerlock, I need to show you what a REAL cowboy does in this town

  • liljrSanchez

    Marcus: Follow me Hammerlock, I need to show you what a REAL cowboy does in this town

  • Marcus: Its Only $4.00 Sir Hammerlock!
    Hammerlock: $4 Sir i get that Shizzle for Free!

  • Dammit! Where in hell did I lose my thumb this time?!?

  • Rory Heflin

    Marcus: Its Only $4.00 Sir Hammerlock!
    Hammerlock: $4 Sir i get that Shizzle for Free!

  • Dammit! Where in hell did I lose my thumb this time?!?

  • Marcus is nuts about showing off his Claptrap imitation. Sadly, Hammerlock and his robotic arm did not find it amusing…

  • Marcus is nuts about showing off his Claptrap imitation. Sadly, Hammerlock and his robotic arm did not find it amusing…

  • Marcus: .. And this is Sanctuary!
    Hammerlock: Wait, what is that Moxxxi’s place over there?

  • kUDA

    Marcus: .. And this is Sanctuary!
    Hammerlock: Wait, what is that Moxxxi’s place over there?

  • Man, the things she does will blow you mind.

  • Albert/Ricky

    Man, the things she does will blow you mind.

  • NewfieJG

    Marcus: So 2 guys walk into Mad Moxxi’s Bar…
    Hammerlock: They die right?
    Marcus: Yeah, they die. You always get these…

  • You feelin’ lucky, cowboy?

  • John Gregory

    Marcus: So 2 guys walk into Mad Moxxi’s Bar…
    Hammerlock: They die right?
    Marcus: Yeah, they die. You always get these…

  • You feelin’ lucky, cowboy?

  • Marcus: Dude…. I think my wifey is been coming here lately with a “woman”, Every night she comes home to me, she smells like another woman’s pussy & beer.
    Sir Hammerlock: My friend, you spend way too much time running your shops & selling weapons. You need to pamper that woman with some TLC and hit that every night, to keep her happy. And none of that selfish 5min sex to get yourself off, you need to make slow, sweet, sensual, sticky love to her.

  • Sarah Grace

    Marcus: Dude…. I think my wifey is been coming here lately with a “woman”, Every night she comes home to me, she smells like another woman’s pussy & beer.
    Sir Hammerlock: My friend, you spend way too much time running your shops & selling weapons. You need to pamper that woman with some TLC and hit that every night, to keep her happy. And none of that selfish 5min sex to get yourself off, you need to make slow, sweet, sensual, sticky love to her.

  • Moxxxi’s was originally called Moxi’s until they added the extra Xs due to how dirty she is. Wanna see what I mean?

  • Domenic Paolo

    Moxxxi’s was originally called Moxi’s until they added the extra Xs due to how dirty she is. Wanna see what I mean?

  • Anonymous

    Marcus: [waving left arm] Hammerlock, I’ve been thinking about getting an arm like yours. How did you acquire it?
    Hammerlock: I’d rather not discuss it and can’t recommend it.
    Marcus: Come on, Hammerlock, buddy!
    Hammerlock: Fine. You’ll need a quart of honey, a cattle prod, a rabid BadAss Bullymong, a whoopee cushion, 2 Rakk eggs, a Wankel rotary engine…
    Marcus: Nevermind, Hammerlock. Nevermind.
    Hammerlock: …and that’s just to get the original arm *off*.

  • eugaet

    Marcus: [waving left arm] Hammerlock, I’ve been thinking about getting an arm like yours. How did you acquire it?
    Hammerlock: I’d rather not discuss it and can’t recommend it.
    Marcus: Come on, Hammerlock, buddy!
    Hammerlock: Fine. You’ll need a quart of honey, a cattle prod, a rabid BadAss Bullymong, a whoopee cushion, 2 Rakk eggs, a Wankel rotary engine…
    Marcus: Nevermind, Hammerlock. Nevermind.
    Hammerlock: …and that’s just to get the original arm *off*.

  • See Hammerlock this is what it is like to be able to drink with both hands!!

  • See Hammerlock this is what it is like to be able to drink with both hands!!

  • Brian Lepak

    Samuel L. Jackson and John Goodman in “Pulp Lebowski”

  • bipple305

    Samuel L. Jackson and John Goodman in “Pulp Lebowski”

  • Hammerlock – “How did Mad Moxxi get funding for her bar?”

    Marcus – “I don’t know, it must be aliens.”

  • Hammerlock – “How did Mad Moxxi get funding for her bar?”

    Marcus – “I don’t know, it must be aliens.”

  • Come on in the girls wear so much make-up you can’t even tell they are 60 year old men!

  • JD

    Come on in the girls wear so much make-up you can’t even tell they are 60 year old men!

  • cave_bo

    “You want a toe? I can get you a toe.”

  • cave_bo

    “You want a toe? I can get you a toe.”

  • mixmastar0b

    i thought you said you was paying for the strip joint.. wheres the money

  • mixmastar0b

    i thought you said you was paying for the strip joint.. wheres the money

  • Jack

    Marcus: 2 million guns in Borderlands 2, and not a single one to call my own $&!@ #FML

  • Marcus: 2 million guns in Borderlands 2, and not a single one to call my own $&!@ #FML

  • White dude: so I says to the guy… that’s no claptrap, that’s my wife.

  • White dude: so I says to the guy… that’s no claptrap, that’s my wife.

  • White guy: That right there is the best Nudey bar in town!

  • Loso Montana

    White guy: That right there is the best Nudey bar in town!

  • Is that the Croc that took your arm?

  • Rob Hestar

    Is that the Croc that took your arm?

  • Kenny Fensom

    “Time to make your move”

  • bittripfan

    “Time to make your move”

  • aSMiLoN

    Things aren’t like they used to be…

  • aSMiLoN

    Things aren’t like they used to be…

  • aSMiLoN

    Things aren’t like they used to be…

  • Marcus have you ever wondered where Moxxi puts her Miss Moxxi’s Good Touch, Also It seems the batteries runs forever

  • mowmow

    Marcus have you ever wondered where Moxxi puts her Miss Moxxi’s Good Touch, Also It seems the batteries runs forever

  • “Dude seriously if I were related to Honey Boo Boo do ya think I would tell you!”

  • Windy Stroud

    “Dude seriously if I were related to Honey Boo Boo do ya think I would tell you!”

  • Neil Merschbrock

    “…and next to the brothel is our new day care center”

  • Neil Merschbrock

    “…and next to the brothel is our new day care center”

  • Marcus: I feel cheated I was expecting a lot of naked dancing ladies when we went in Moxxxis
    Hammerlock: What made you think that?
    Marcus: She added an extra X so that means there’s supposed to be a lot of nakedness so that’s false advertisement! I want my money back.
    Hammerlock: There wasn’t even a charge for entering so you didn’t pay anything so it was free.
    Marcus: Well I want compensation nevertheless for all the dirty thoughts I’ll never be fully realized!

  • Marcus: I feel cheated I was expecting a lot of naked dancing ladies when we went in Moxxxis
    Hammerlock: What made you think that?
    Marcus: She added an extra X so that means there’s supposed to be a lot of nakedness so that’s false advertisement! I want my money back.
    Hammerlock: There wasn’t even a charge for entering so you didn’t pay anything so it was free.
    Marcus: Well I want compensation nevertheless for all the dirty thoughts I’ll never be fully realized!

  • I’m tellin ya…they really should put an extra X up there…this place is more of a *four* X establishment

  • kujen

    I’m tellin ya…they really should put an extra X up there…this place is more of a *four* X establishment

  • Dottmungeer

    Now that i’m not ill anymore, I can get off of my bus and live in the real world, instead of building dispenser !

  • Dottmungeer

    Now that i’m not ill anymore, I can get off of my bus and live in the real world, instead of building dispenser !

  • “I tell you, I don’t know where all my money goes since I decided to stay here…it’s just like it’s gone with one blow…”

  • Antarael Dulacre

    “I tell you, I don’t know where all my money goes since I decided to stay here…it’s just like it’s gone with one blow…”

  • zero110100

    I farted.

  • zero110100

    I farted.

  • Only 4 dollars, we’ll show you the best time in all of Pandora. His Mechanical arm can go up to 5 speeds, reversible, & pulses! Me-OW!

  • Only 4 dollars, we’ll show you the best time in all of Pandora. His Mechanical arm can go up to 5 speeds, reversible, & pulses! Me-OW!

  • Polerand

    Marcus: I really loved your work in Jumanji.

  • Polerand

    Marcus: I really loved your work in Jumanji.

  • Iris Dimero

    Where are we going?

  • Iris Dimero

    Where are we going?

  • Leon Durham

    I don’t have a thumb so this is how I hitchhike

  • Leon Durham

    I don’t have a thumb so this is how I hitchhike

  • “Ever get the feeling you just got lojacked”

  • “Ever get the feeling you just got lojacked”

  • Dude, have you seen the chic that works there???

  • Samuel H.

    Dude, have you seen the chic that works there???

  • I can’t believe nobody told you those gold keys worked on chastity belts… just don’t use them at level 1… trust me!

  • A Parker

    I can’t believe nobody told you those gold keys worked on chastity belts… just don’t use them at level 1… trust me!

  • Penlaf

    “Who wouldn’t want to look like a fancy cowboy? I mean, you’re so pulling off that shoulder fringe and I’m totes jealous of your mustacheburns. Work it, girl!”

  • Penlaf

    “Who wouldn’t want to look like a fancy cowboy? I mean, you’re so pulling off that shoulder fringe and I’m totes jealous of your mustacheburns. Work it, girl!”

  • Ron

    Dude, I just tipped the girl at the bar and she gave me her favorite “toy”!

  • Ron

    Dude, I just tipped the girl at the bar and she gave me her favorite “toy”!

  • keklar

    “I’m tellin’ ya, walk in with that mustache and you get free admission. Fur respects fur.”

  • keklar

    “I’m tellin’ ya, walk in with that mustache and you get free admission. Fur respects fur.”

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