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Caption Contest: RAGE – The Scorchers DLC (Steam)

Caption Contest: RAGE – The Scorchers DLC (Steam)

WINNERS ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to Austin Baroudi and eugaet!

Over a year ago, RAGE came out to less than high praise and low consumer adoption. This was unfortunate, because as I said in my review, it was not a bad game. It was not the best of its genre, by any means, but it wasn’t bad. Now, over a year later, RAGE has been blessed with long-awaited DLC. The Scorchers DLC pack for RAGE introduces a new bandit clan, new weapons, new areas, and a new adventure to embark on. Also included in the DLC is an Ultra-Nightmare difficulty and an Extended Play option, allowing you to open-world the game after campaign completion. We have two codes available on Steam.

The contest starts now and will run through the end of Sunday, December 23rd. Make sure you get your entries in via comment, Twitter, and Facebook!

Caption away!
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I’m the Ambassador of Kickyourassador. I am the Walrus. I’m on a highway to the Danger Zone. I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

I do things with words that have a generally geeky gist.

  • How about that Palin…….eh? EH? EH?

  • I got a big monocle and a small d**k. Pow!

  • Aldo Araujo

    How about that Palin…….eh? EH? EH?

  • I got a big monocle and a small d**k. Pow!

  • Check out my big monocle 😀

  • Stefan Vasilev

    Check out my big monocle 😀

  • InSight

    Ehh, lets see… First,eh, you like me monocle?

  • Ins Fz

    Ehh, lets see… First,eh, you like me monocle?

  • eugaet

    Google Glass, Steampunk Edition

  • eugaet

    Google Glass, Steampunk Edition

  • So, want a DLC?

  • So, want a DLC?

  • Leon Durham

    Pull my finger

  • Leon Durham

    Pull my finger

  • @shadownetsam

    Pull your pants down sonny I’m a docter I’ll examine that for you. (Evil laugh)Hahahahaha.

  • @shadownetsam

    Pull your pants down sonny I’m a docter I’ll examine that for you. (Evil laugh)Hahahahaha.

  • So you’ve just shoot some random mutants in random cave? Now go back and shoot some other mutants in that cave backwards. Because… ehm… you are the only thing moving in this game, even shadows are static.

  • So you’ve just shoot some random mutants in random cave? Now go back and shoot some other mutants in that cave backwards. Because… ehm… you are the only thing moving in this game, even shadows are static.

  • Even the biggest monocle money could buy couldn’t fix his lazy eye.

  • Even the biggest monocle money could buy couldn’t fix his lazy eye.

  • Wanna RAGE?

  • rann

    Wanna RAGE?

  • “Perhaps we can come to some sort of agreement. I’m a man who quite fancies monocles. But liking them just isn’t enough, I need to be the best, the most flashy monocle user to ever walk the earth. This is where you come in my friend. Get that f***er Mr. Peanut out of the picture for good!!! In exchange I’ll reward you with this RAGE: The Scorchers DLC” – Monocle man

  • Austin Baroudi

    “Perhaps we can come to some sort of agreement. I’m a man who quite fancies monocles. But liking them just isn’t enough, I need to be the best, the most flashy monocle user to ever walk the earth. This is where you come in my friend. Get that f***er Mr. Peanut out of the picture for good!!! In exchange I’ll reward you with this RAGE: The Scorchers DLC” – Monocle man

  • Can you see those hills over there? There’s gold in dem dar hills!

  • Can you see those hills over there? There’s gold in dem dar hills!

  • TioBalvedi Balvedi

    Cool

  • TioBalvedi Balvedi

    Cool

  • Want something to survive on End of the World?

  • Holo

    Want something to survive on End of the World?

  • “So then I said to the guy!, ‘sir, either you hand over that fancy face-wear or you will see the true extent of my RAGE’…and then I shot him in the face, personally, I feel it was worth the bullet”

  • “So then I said to the guy!, ‘sir, either you hand over that fancy face-wear or you will see the true extent of my RAGE’…and then I shot him in the face, personally, I feel it was worth the bullet”

  • Free hug?

  • Yoshikuni Taiki

    Free hug?

  • my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps

  • Brian Staulcup

    my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps

  • I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • rogannn

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • See, I know you just came back, but… You know, I need that you go and do some other things for me.

  • See, I know you just came back, but… You know, I need that you go and do some other things for me.

  • It’s your last chance, hurry!

  • It’s your last chance, hurry!

  • Subspace

    Pew pew! Image dead!

  • Subspace

    Pew pew! Image dead!

  • “That Bethesda sure is something! Releasing downloadable content for one system exclusively, just to get their filthy little hands this much richer. Then, making it come late for the gaming place of it’s own origin–the PC! To top that off, they put all DLC on inedfinite hold for a console which holds MANY of their customers! Let alone give them a polished, bug-free game! How silly of them to then GREENLIGHT bringing new content to a game that is a YEAR OLD that probably nobody wants to play anymore!

    …But I’m just a dapper old man. What can I say?”

  • “That Bethesda sure is something! Releasing downloadable content for one system exclusively, just to get their filthy little hands this much richer. Then, making it come late for the gaming place of it’s own origin–the PC! To top that off, they put all DLC on inedfinite hold for a console which holds MANY of their customers! Let alone give them a polished, bug-free game! How silly of them to then GREENLIGHT bringing new content to a game that is a YEAR OLD that probably nobody wants to play anymore!

    …But I’m just a dapper old man. What can I say?”

  • See, I know you just came back, but… You know, I need that you go do some other things to me.

  • See, I know you just came back, but… You know, I need that you go do some other things to me.

  • You rage because can’t captaion this?

  • BM

    You rage because can’t captaion this?

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