Is Fallout 4 Better Than Porn?

Is Fallout 4 Better Than Porn?

Step out of the vault, adventurers. I have some numbers for you. Not only has Fallout 4 stopped gamers from going to work, interacting with family, and functioning outside of the Commonwealth, but it’s also stopped them from warming up their..erm.. power fist… if you will.

Pornhub has released statistics from the game’s release date that show that dwellers have decided to do other things with their alone time, that doesn’t involve a sock and the overwhelming feeling of shame. On November 10th, traffic to the website dipped as far as 10% below average between the hours of 7:00 AM and 12:00 PM. The percentage returned to normal until about 5:00 PM, then the adults came home. Another dip occured beween 5:00 PM and 9:00 PM.

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Pornhub also released information as to, assumably based on their Google affinity data, what genre of game fans had the most decreased visit percentage. Surprisingly enough, Sports fans topped the list at -13.7%, followed by Action, Adventure & Strategy, and Casual & Social. It is good to know that Fallout 4 managed to make the world stop for most gamers, including those looking for a little more..sensual release.

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What do you all think? Is Fallout 4 good enough to stop you from watching porn? Was it overhyped? Perhaps it was that just right porridge bowl that sat at the end of the table for your gaming Goldilock tastes. Let us know! I know that in the week that I’ve had this game, I have put in over 10 hours, while working almost every day. I would personally say “Yes, it is.”

Doug bashes his fists against the keyboard and eventually a piece of video is made, sometimes it is even funny. Some of his gaming accomplishments are: completing a living Pokedex on the Pokebank, 1000 pointing BCFX: Black College Football: The X-perience: the Doug Williams Edition, and only crying five times during the Kingdom Hearts series.

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