Things Get Pretty Dam Intense In New Ark Update

Things Get Pretty Dam Intense In New Ark Update

This past week, Studio Wildcard released a new update for their survival game ARK on PC. What’s the update? Beavers and Handcuffs. No, it isn’t 50 Shades of ARK (as much as I kind of want to see that crossover).

The first half of the update is the Castoroides Feliconcisor, or more easily said, the Giant Beaver. These creatures live near water, and with their chisel-shaped teeth are able to build dams and efficiently gather wood. This adorable creature also acts as a mobile crafting station and has the ability to swim. Just look at it!



Source: ARK: Survival Evolved


The second part of the update is handcuffs. Use these new items to imprison poachers of your belongings like, say, your new beaver. As excited as I am for giant beavers being a thing, I am extremely intrigued to see how people use the handcuffs. (Spoiler alert: it isn’t going to end well for A LOT of people.)

Check out both of these updates now on ARK for PC. For you Xbox One survivalists, the update will be coming later today, February 29th, 2016.

Doug bashes his fists against the keyboard and eventually a piece of video is made, sometimes it is even funny. Some of his gaming accomplishments are: completing a living Pokedex on the Pokebank, 1000 pointing BCFX: Black College Football: The X-perience: the Doug Williams Edition, and only crying five times during the Kingdom Hearts series.

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