I could sit here and make a handful of clever jokes that get the job done, but instead: FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY AND BIOWARE ARE TEAMING UP. Now that that is out of my system, let’s get to the facts. Today it was announced that a Mass Effect Pack is coming.
Teaming up with Bioware, 14 cards revolving around the Mass Effect universe can be bought now. Where can you buy this pack, you ask? *cough* totallyfuckablealiens.com *cough* Yes, that is a real website. Yes, it is incredible they got that domain. The pack price? $1. Shipping? As long as you’re in the states, free. That’s right, 14 cards for $1. What a steal!
While it will be a few weeks until they arrive, I can only imagine the cards included. What are your best guesses? Let us know below! My best guesses would be “I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ______ on the Citadel,” as well as “Calibrations upon calibrations.”