If the title isn’t revealing enough, allow me to elaborate.
Lindsey elbowed me in the face, last night.
Right in the nose, with the tip of her elbow. It wasn’t a regular elbow to the face, either. We were dancing, and as I was pulling her back to me in a twirl, she clipped me in the nose. So not only did I have the full force of her body slamming into my nose, I had the added momentum from the spin, lending her more power in the ELBOW TO MY FACE.
-Because I said so
