Then you’d better go catch it!
Our refrigerator sucks as much as that joke. Our apartment came with a refrigerator. We considered this a good thing. However, even at level 5 out of 9 possible temperature levels, it still freezes yogurt, salad, and juice. Things which are NOT LOCATED IN THE FREEZER. A simple solution, you might say, is to keep turning it down until it stops freezing things. The problem is that this refrigerator has no concept of a “happy medium”, or “ideal temperature”. It will either freeze half of our food items, or keep them at a temperature that is borderline unsafe.
I hate our refrigerator.
-Because I said so