Over the last few years, I have noticed a very disturbing trend in American cinema regarding the wanton display of full frontal male nudity. It has become more and more acceptable for filmmakers to show the penis in film today with no warning or consideration. Now, some people may argue, “Chris, there has been full frontal female nudity in film before. Why is this such an issue?”
I’ll god damned tell you why.
In general, the female form is far more attractive than the male, and is generally filmed in an appealing and pleasing manner. Such is not the case with the male form. It seems to be used more often as a shock effect or to get cheap laughs than as an essential plot detail.
I don’t want to see giant dong on the big screen. It’s hardly appetizing.
-Because I said so