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Giveaway: Skylanders Giants (360)

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to Sara H for winning this Skylanders Giants starter pack! Last week, we published our review for Skylanders Giants. While it felt much the same as Skylanders: Spyro’s Adventure at its core, there were some key changes that help differentiate it, and it brings a new story for you to play. Now you have a chance to win your very own Skylanders Giants Starter P...[Read More]

Giveaway: Zone of the Enders Anubis Figure

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to Paul for winning this awesome Anubis figure. Please respond to the email from our contests address with your shipping information. Last week, we reviewed the recently released Zone of the Enders HD Collection. It’s been hotly anticipated by a very large and devoted cult following. Never having played the game before the HD Collection, I can’t tell y...[Read More]

Review: Zone of the Enders HD Collection (360)

I find myself in a somewhat contradictory position. I have never played Zone of the Enders or Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner, yet I am a massive fan of mech games and anime series. I’m not sure why I never got around to it, but the recently released Zone of the Enders HD Collection is my first experience with the series at all. That being said, aside from a few bumps that really should h...[Read More]

Caption Contest: Assassin’s Creed Revelations (360)

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations liljrSanchez! Almost one year ago, we did a caption contest for a 360 copy of Assassin’s Creed Revelations to tie in to our review. We’ve had an extra copy of Assassin’s Creed Revelations for the 360 sitting around here for a while now, and yesterday’s Twitter/Facebook blind vote has brought it into the giveaway spotlight. How about we do a...[Read More]

Review: Skylanders Giants (360)

Just over a year ago, Activision released Skylanders: Spyro’s Adventure, which went on to become a certifiable cultural phenomenon. The reason for its success was twofold: a great game that could appeal to both adults and kids alike, and (perhaps more importantly) its interaction with physical collectible toys that monetized the game in an incredible way. To put it plainly, it was a game tha...[Read More]

Giveaway: Roxio Game Capture HD Pro

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations Jorge Sanchez! Did you pitch a perfect game? Maybe you managed to earn an Invincible! kill streak? How about a flawless victory over Shao Kahn? Now, who’s going to believe you? The days of telling big fish stories will be over for one lucky person. We’ve got a Roxio Game Capture HD Pro to give out, and you can use it to prove your skill to anyone. Reco...[Read More]

Far Cry 3 Gets Story Trailer

With Far Cry 3 less than a month away, Ubisoft has released a trailer elaborating on the upcoming title’s story. Take a good, long look at what you can expect to face on one of the craziest (and prettiest) islands in the seven seas. Far Cry 3 will be available on major platforms on December 4th. What would you do to save yourself and your friends?

Far Cry 3 Character Trailer – The Tyrant

Following the Far Cry 3 trailers The Savages and The Tribes, Ubisoft has released a new trailer called The Tyrant. In The Tyrant, we meet Hoyt, the mastermind behind all of Far Cry 3’s batshit crazy, and Sam, Hoyt’s not-so-loyal lieutenant. Take a look at what awaits you on the island in the trailer below, and read through character biographies for Hoyt and Sam following it.

Review: Assassin’s Creed III (PS3/360)

I’m a massive fan of the Assassin’s Creed franchise. My wife may claim that she’s a bigger fan, but I was a fan first, so nyah nyah to her. I fell in love with Assassin’s Creed while playing as Altair, up until the penultimate battle which will forever be ingrained in my memory as complete and utter bullshit. While I still love the first Assassin’s Creed, I could not ...[Read More]

Marooners’ Talk: Episode 044 – “The 44(00)”

So, it’s been just under three months since the gang last got together for a podcast. We’ve had a couple of episodes within that three month period, but the band is back together on a (hopefully) weekly basis now for the first time since early August. Episode 044 of Marooners’ Talk, titled “The 44(00),” sees us returning with wild and amazing new super-powers (not rea...[Read More]

NEOGEO X GOLD Limited Edition Announced and Detailed

A couple of months ago, we saw the news that NEOGEO would be returning on December 6th in the form of NEOGEO X GOLD for $199.99. The package was detailed to include a 4.3″ display handheld unit for playing on the go, a docking station with HDMI for playing on your TV, and a joypad for more comfortable home play. The device also was detailed to come pre-loaded with 20 classic NEOGEO titles. N...[Read More]

CD Projekt RED Following Up Witcher Franchise with Cyberpunk 2077

The Witcher franchise has been good to CD Projekt RED, and CD Projekt RED has been good to fans of The Witcher franchise. Fans have made the franchise a great seller, while CD Projekt RED has made sure to stay away from restrictive and consumer-unfriendly DRM practices. It doesn’t hurt that The Witcher games were fantastically developed. Now, CD Projekt RED has announced their upcoming fresh...[Read More]

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