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Review: TRITTON Warhead 7.1 Wireless Headset

Mad Catz, with their TRITTON line of Xbox 360 exclusive headsets, seem to be well on their way towards the construction of an auditory weapon of mass destruction. Don’t follow? Let’s take a look at their 360-exclusive range and see if things become more clear. Are you in the market for an entry-level wired stereo headset? Try out the Trigger, or the Detonator. Perhaps wired just doesn&...[Read More]

Marooners’ Talk: Episode 040 – “Assassin’s Creed III: Zombio Auditore’s Revolutionary Adventures”

Man, this one went ALL OVER the place. For the first time since all the way back in Episode 023, our Internet famous friend from the Twitters joined us for a gabfest. In Episode 040 of Marooners’ Talk, titled “Assassin’s Creed III: Zombio Auditore’s Revolutionary Adventures,” we discuss the TOTALLY SERIOUS possibility of Assassin’s Creed III DLC that features th...[Read More]

Review: Rock Band 3 (360)

Strange as it may sound, my last real Rock Band experience was Rock Band 2 on my PlayStation 2 back in 2008. I enjoyed it immensely (I even lost my voice once doing Filter’s Hey Man, Nice Shot; I was committed to the song), but because of my wife’s susceptibility to Simulation Sickness (a kind of motion sickness brought on by certain video games), we ended up selling it due to disuse, ...[Read More]

Rise of the Triad Returning in 2012

One of the greatest tragedies this world has ever seen was the overshadowing of Rise of the Triad by the DOOM franchise. While others were running around fighting hellbeasts, my friends and I were co-opting our middle school computer lab to run LAN games of Rise of the Triad, and my nights were spent bathing in ludicrous amounts of gibs. Rise of the Triad had the best weapons, the best power-ups, ...[Read More]

Ubisoft Shows Off with AnvilNext Engine for Assassin’s Creed III

We already know that Assassin’s Creed III is going to be beautiful and devilishly entertaining. With the latest trailer, Ubisoft is showing off its AnvilNext engine, used to power the high-flying physics, fluid animation, and dynamic weather system you will experience in the upcoming franchise entry. I can’t wait to get my hands on Assassin’s Creed III at PAX this year and see wh...[Read More]

Giveaway: Inversion (PS3)

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to RiseUp44! Good luck on our other giveaways, present and future! Moments ago, our review for Saber Interactive/Namco’s recent third-person gravity-bending shooter, Inversion, went live. While the game had some flaws and needed more polish, it was still an entertaining enough experience. Now, you can jump into David Russel’s shoes as he fights to save...[Read More]

Giveaway: A World of Keflings + It Came From Outer Space DLC Combo Packs

WINNERS ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to Leon, Buster, and Gram for winning the three combo packs this week. Keep your eyes open for more! This may come as a bit of a surprise, but we really love Keflings at Marooners’ Rock. While you’re listening to today’s Keflings podcast for the exclusive updates and interesting insights, courtesy of guest star Andrew Hill of NinjaBee Games, why...[Read More]

Marooners’ Talk: Episode 039 – “Keflings Chat”

Contained within Episode 039 of Marooners’ Talk, titled “Keflings Chat,” are certain EXCLUSIVE details about NinjaBee Games’ upcoming A World of Keflings candy-themed DLC, straight from the mouth of Andrew Hill (PR/Marketing for NinjaBee Games). Aside from exclusive DLC details, Andrew gives us some great insight into the workings of NinjaBee, how he feels about the Xbox Da...[Read More]

Dishonored Shows You Multiple Ways to Escape

Every time I see something from Bethesda for their upcoming supernatural/steampunk first-person adventure Dishonored, I get more and more excited. While I’m generally not keen on first-person perspective games since I feel they don’t always provide the same range of peripheral visibility that normal sight offers, I still find myself excited for this one. Bethesda’s latest gamepla...[Read More]

Review: Mad Catz Wireless PRO-Drum and PRO-Cymbals (360)

Drummers absolutely need one skill to be successful: rhythm. It’s a funny thing, rhythm; you either have it, or you don’t. If you have it, you know you have it. If you don’t have it, you either know you don’t have it, or you know you have it and the people who tell you otherwise are just JEALOUS. I know I have it. It’s what makes me a great drummer, an absolutely phen...[Read More]

Review: Mad Catz Wireless Fender Precision Replica Bass (360)

I’ve always had an affinity for the musical arts. I picked up violin in the fourth grade after spending Kindergarten through third grade becoming a guitar virtuoso. To be fair, the guitar was made of plastic and had little buttons along the fret that played totally radical riffs, but I was a bloody rock god and I don’t care what anyone else says about it. Back then, in the late 80s and...[Read More]

Giveaway: Metro 2033 Prize Pack + Metro 2033 (Steam)

WINNERS ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to JD Blosser for winning the prize pack of the Metro 2033 Steam code and the Gas Mask, and to Aaron Stewart for winning a Metro 2033 Steam code! Thanks for participating, and good luck next time! About a month ago, we gave away a code to download Metro 2033 on Xbox LIVE Games on Demand. That was just to whet your appetites for Metro, because we have got a LOT of...[Read More]

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