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Missing Girl: Please Help!
Readers of Meh, this is not a joke (seriously). On Facebook, not even 5 minutes ago a friend of ours posted a disturbing update. A friend of his has a daughter who is missing. Please read below for more information, and spread the word. Help these people find their little girl. Kelsey is described as: Hair: Strawberry-Blonde Eyes: Green Height: 5’6″ Weight: 115 lbs The family is also p...[Read More]
Come Over to Chris’ Kitchen (or C.O.C.K.) – Mast-o-khiar
It’s been one week since my last post. This is not because I had nothing to say. On the contrary, it is because I had absolutely nothing to say. I was giving this some thought this morning, and became determined that there would be some form of content from me today. Unfortunately, determination does not necessarily inspire quality. I mulled this realization over, when suddenly, I realized ...[Read More]
The Guatemalan Sinkhole: My Solution
People of Earth, by now you’ve heard that over the weekend, a massive sinkhole swallowed up a building in Guatemala. Now, some of you might think that our planet is becoming angry with us. I think that the recent sinkhole is a blessing in disguise. Rumored to be about 200 feet deep, the sinkhole makes the perfect place to send criminals. Before you move your mouse cursor to click away, hear ...[Read More]
Toe Noes!
(Disclaimer: In the post you are about to read, the images used are NOT our feet. I used them so that there wasn’t just a wall of text. The only true image, which is of my painted toes, is the one on the main page for the scroll bar header. I’d rather cut off my feet than have some of the toes below….) Over the past couple of days, I have suffered through not one, but two injurie...[Read More]
We’re Doing Blogathon Again!
For those of you who were around last year, in July Chris and I participated in this fabulous, and draining, thing called a Blogathon. A Blogathon is where, for 24 hours straight, we put up a new post every 30 minutes – and we make no profit from it. Doing the Blogathon was crazy, hectic, semi-stressful (mostly due to us having a lot to do on that day), but it was for charity, and that made ...[Read More]
Mayo Mayhem
I honestly don’t even know how to start this off without laughing hysterically, but I will try. Very rarely do I use mayo. Why? Because it’s basically eggs and oil combined to create a creamy white substance. I do not care for creamy white substances in my mouth, and you may interpret that however you want. On sandwiches I prefer mustard, but with my reflux, the vinegar in mustard just...[Read More]
Life Updates
Since it’s been awhile, I figured it’s only proper to update you all on what has happened these past several months. Actually, I don’t know who I’m kidding since nobody will be reading this, but here it goes anyways…. As of the end of last year, November I believe, Donnie was no longer with us. I should probably clarify that Donnie didn’t die, but he was re-home...[Read More]
Happy Towel Day!
Hey there, you hoopy froods! I hope you all know where your towels are, because today is Towel Day! Usually, at this point, I would say something like, “What is Towel Day, I hear you asking?” but not this time. If you know what Towel Day is, or you recognize the multiple references contained herein and are able to extrapolate the meaning of Towel Day from those references, then you ...[Read More]
Slipknot Bassist Found Dead
Paul Gray, bassist for Slipknot, and also known as #2 or “The Pig.” was found dead this morning in a TownPlace Suites hotel room by one of the employees. Police are saying that they don’t believe that foul play was involved (hooray for chickens) but some are speculating a drug overdose. He was only 38. Before their self-titled album was released, I was a fan of Slipknot. I rememb...[Read More]
Halo: Reach
Earlier this month, those who purchased Halo 3: ODST were treated to early access to the Halo: Reach multiplayer beta. Lindsey and I were lucky enough to participate in the multi-player beta, and came away from it with differing opinions. Briefly, she hates it, and I have mixed feelings about it. Lindsey’s distaste for the game stems from the incorporation of armor abilities. For those of...[Read More]
No More Heroes
On Friday, May 14th, it was announced that the bastards at NBC pulled the plug on Heroes. NBC has been doing a lot of stupid things lately (don’t even get me started on the whole Conan bit…) so I suppose we can add this to their long list of fuck-ups.