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Subway: Six-inch Showdown
This past Tuesday, Lindsey and I were jonesing for some sandwiches. We had a coupon book that came in the mail for Subway, so we grabbed it and headed over. We went to our favorite Subway location, which is only a couple of blocks from our apartment, at Willow and Herndon. It’s clean, convenient, and next door to a GameStop, Target, and Best Buy. Generally, they’re very nice people...[Read More]
Smallville: No Experience Needed
Anyone who has watched the MehCast on a regular basis will know that I have nothing but contempt for the TV series “Smallville”. I think the entire series is an affront to the Superman mythos, and an embarrassment to his name. Lindsey, however, loves the series. This has lead to regular conflicts between us on this subject. Since the physical proof of the TV show itself is apparent...[Read More]
Donnie’s Dookie Disaster!
Almost all of you who read this blog know about our dog Donnie. For those of you who don’t, last year Chris and I adopted a dog who was already named Donnie. At the time he was 4, was owner released, and is a Terrier/Chihuahua mix. Luckily Donnie took on more of the Terrier traits and personality than the shakey Chihuahua. We found out right away that Donnie wasn’t house trained, but a...[Read More]
The Adventures of AT&T and Apple: Mystery of the Assholes and the First Generation iPhone
I own a first generation iPhone. I don’t qualify for an upgrade price until October of 2010, so I will continue to own a first generation iPhone for quite a while, I believe. I have, generally, had no problems with my phone, and have held it very close to my heart since my wife bought it for me in February of 2008. My love for my phone hasn’t diminished. My love for Apple and AT&...[Read More]
Moogle the Terrible!
If you read the blog that was posted a few days ago, you would know that we have recently added to our family with our new kitten, Moogle. She is a very cute cat. Very playful, she “speaks” to us when we wake up in the mornings and when we come home after being out, and she purrs so loud! One huge side effect is that Moogle came equipped with dagger claws of DOOM! I am not exaggerating...[Read More]
There’s a New Gosselin in town…. Doppleganger!
Last night, Chris and I went to go run some errands. Our first stop was PetSmart to get more litter for Moogle, and some food for Donnie. We walked around the store for about 20 minutes and then proceeded to the check out counter. While Chris was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt, I gasped in horror. What could have made me go two shades whiter than I already am? I give you Exhibit A: And...[Read More]
Wii Love You
For the past few days, I’ve been feeling an urge to get back and play Wii Fit. It’s been awhile and I’m normally a really lazy person so I don’t know why I felt like sweating, being sore, and making an ass out of myself. I was going to play it back on Tuesday, but Chris came home from work early so I didn’t bother with it. Today, however, was a different story. As the...[Read More]
Movie Remakes
Why does the movie industry feel the need to saturate viewers with movie remakes? Why not do something original more often? The last few years, especially, has seen a veritable explosion of movie remakes, and it seems the trend is far from over. Anyone remember the 1991 Phoebe Cates / Rik Mayall film Drop Dead Fred? It was a fantastic film that, while commercial unsuccessful, gained a very larg...[Read More]
Sukiyaki Western Django
Ok. Last week we rented a few movies, one of which was Sukiyaki Western Django. We just finished watching it this very moment, and I could not wait to provide the internet with my review. It was ass. There were some cool bits, but it should have been done in Japanese, because the actors were very awkward speaking in English, and it affected the quality of their performances. It’s suppose...[Read More]
One Post per Day? Ha!
On Monday’s post, I said: “One post per day still going strong.” And then we missed Tuesday’s post. Doesn’t that just make us look awesome. There were extenuating circumstances, however. We swear! We discovered on Monday night that we had some legal issues to take care of by this morning, and yesterday was spent scrambling. With everything that’s been going...[Read More]
Big Trouble in Little China
When life shits on you, it really shits on you. Aside from the issue of my family refusing to attend my wedding, even though their reasons are hypocritical, and the death of Lindsey’s great great uncle last week, a new pile of bullshit has just landed square on our heads. Sorry, no details for now, but maybe one day. Sorry the post wasn’t more interesting today, but at least there was ...[Read More]
QuizNOES!
Today Chris and I went out running errands and around 3:00 PM he asked me what I wanted for lunch. Since I hate making decisions I told him that it was for him to decide. He suggested Chipotle but I wasn’t in the mood for it so he mentioned sandwiches. I said sure but then he asked me if I wanted them from Subway or Quizno’s. Both are near our apartment so it honestly didn’t matt...[Read More]