WTF?
Shao Kahn is kinda pervy
Late last year, Lindsey and I came across an amazing video on YouTube showing Shao Kahn’s creepy perverted side near the end of a match between Sub-Zero and Liu Kang. Poor Subby Wubby. He shouldn’t have to put up with that kind of harassment. youtube::hWOYt-TYmII:: -Because I said so
What Font Are You?
I noticed an entry on the Fresno Beehive about this site and, having nothing else better to do while at work, I gave it a try. My results: You are Times New Roman Dude. You have three names. You’re blue blood, old money, landed gentry, confident, assured; perhaps a tad old fashioned but you don’t let that bother you. Let the kids go crazy with their new fads — you prefer style t...[Read More]
1/4th English?
Last year, Lindsey and I were sitting down to watch a movie. I wanted subtitles, as I sometimes do, so I set them up. On the screen, Lindsey saw “1/4 English”, meaning that I had chosen the first subtitle track out of the four available, and that it was English. She thought I had set the movie to be in 1/4th English and 3/4th another language. I just set subtitles on a movie now, and i...[Read More]
Prevalence of Penis in American Cinema
Over the last few years, I have noticed a very disturbing trend in American cinema regarding the wanton display of full frontal male nudity. It has become more and more acceptable for filmmakers to show the penis in film today with no warning or consideration. Now, some people may argue, “Chris, there has been full frontal female nudity in film before. Why is this such an issue?” I&...[Read More]
Saturday Morning Watchmen
Remember the good old days of your childhood when you would wake up at the crack of dawn on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? All of our favorite heroes were there waiting to save the day and entertain us. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would skate in, pizza in hand, and beat the Foot Clan down! The X-Men would rush in and defeat some Sentinels! The Pirates of Darkwater woul...[Read More]
Sukiyaki Western Django
Ok. Last week we rented a few movies, one of which was Sukiyaki Western Django. We just finished watching it this very moment, and I could not wait to provide the internet with my review. It was ass. There were some cool bits, but it should have been done in Japanese, because the actors were very awkward speaking in English, and it affected the quality of their performances. It’s suppose...[Read More]
Year 1 Episode 14 Recap
Right before our show tonight Chris and I got instantly aggrivated courtesy of our dog, Donnie. Chris had taken him outside to use the restroom prior to the show and apparently Donnie thought it would be cool to go behind the couch and piss on the carpet. After putting Donnie in his kennel, and after trying my best to get it up and out of the carpet, we started the show. We discussed our wedding i...[Read More]
Bananas, Pineapple, Apricot, and Mango
Bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas ...[Read More]
Happily Ever After…
Three nights ago, in the aftermath of Episode 13 of the MehCast, Kelly (a friend/viewer who goes by the handle MrsLeftyBrown), while having a conversation with Lindsey, suggested a local wedding chapel for us to just get married. Caught up in the thought of finally getting married, we called that night and scheduled a sit-down with them to go over the details. We scheduled ourselves in for the n...[Read More]
No Zombie Love….
Lately I have been wanting to shoot, bludgeon, and destroy things in a video game but we don’t really have anything like that for our Wii. Over the weekend we checked out Target and Best Buy to browse through their selections but left disappointed. We knew when we purchased the Wii that it would be mostly kiddie games but the Game Cube was promoted for being family friendly as well and I had...[Read More]
QuizNOES!
Today Chris and I went out running errands and around 3:00 PM he asked me what I wanted for lunch. Since I hate making decisions I told him that it was for him to decide. He suggested Chipotle but I wasn’t in the mood for it so he mentioned sandwiches. I said sure but then he asked me if I wanted them from Subway or Quizno’s. Both are near our apartment so it honestly didn’t matt...[Read More]
What. The. HELL.
I could try to express my shock in words, or I could show you a picture that will explain everything completely. Feast your eyes on this: I hate Hollywood. This movie was supposed to have a September 2008 THEATER RELEASE. THEATER. RELEASE. It ended up being released March 1, 2009, on Cartoon Network, with the DVD following shortly after. Seriously. Go look at your local Blockbuster Video and see...[Read More]