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Recycling is for Suckers
I know, not a very popular opinion, but I do have my reasons, which I will explain. Over the past few months, Lindsey and I have been gathering large quantities of cardboard boxes, breaking them down, and storing them for a big recycling run to make some extra money. After we moved (two weeks ago today), we decided to start the recycling run today with our moving boxes (after a foiled attempt on...[Read More]
Frosty – the Alaskan threat
So I came across the “Weird News” section of msnbc.com and laughter ensued. My first laugh was courtesy of a man being arrested for performing archaic dentistry out of his apartment. The real chuckler came from the great state of Alaska. In Anchorage, there is a rather large snowman dubbed Snowzilla. He is an enormous 25 feet tall and comes with all of the traditional trimmings. Snowzi...[Read More]
Cheating? I think not.
Sweetie, you are unequivocally, undeniably, and unbelievably full of shit. Internet friends, allow me to enlighten you as to Lindsey’s definition of “cheating” at Trivial Pursuit. Verbally commanding the game to provide me with a particular dice roll (and, interestingly enough, the game providing me with the requested dice roll more often than not) is the apex of my cheating way...[Read More]
Trivial Pursuit?
After jamming to Guitar Hero: World Tour and loving how my throat hurt after doing my best rendition of Pat Benetar’s “Heartbreaker,” the gang and I decided to put Trivial Pursuit in my XBOX. I know some of you might be thinking that a board game played on a console must suck, and those thoughts would be correct. Chris was blatantly cheating, although he would say otherwise, and ...[Read More]
World of Men?
So I’m sitting on the couch with my laptop, Lindsey, and Lianne (my cousin’s wife; cousin-in-law?) playing Guitar Hero: World Tour, when Lindsey decides to fire up Firefox (no pun intended) and load up the World of Meh! Unfortunately, or rather, fortunately, her finger slipped near the end, and she managed to navigate not to the World of Meh, but the World of Men (a rather lovely site...[Read More]
First!
Hi there! My name, as you could probably tell from my username, is Chris. My co-conspirator in this venture is my lovely soon-to-be wife, Lindsey. If you are reading this while it is still relevant as the first post of this new site, then it is our pleasure to inform you that, if you would be so kind as to check back regularly, you will be treated to a great deal of poignant commentary on societ...[Read More]