Your day starts out like any other: another long, boring and seemingly endless day at the hard hat testing company. The hours stretch on and on across a figurative distance so great that only a literal mathematician could compute them. Each unending stretch of hours is punctuated only by the cranial blunt force trauma you willingly endure for a meager salary. Finally, a whistle’s shrill tone...[Read More]
Well, that may be the most interesting title I’ve seen for a game yet.
When I was a child, I believed in magic. There were dragons that lived in concealed caves beneath the tightly packed soil of my backyard, and an ancient crone enchantress that lived in the house across the street. She was a quiet, reclusive sort of witch and I felt it was my duty to keep any other children in my neighborhood away from her front stoop, lest they be turned into some creepy crawly cr...[Read More]
Typically you’ll have Nintendo feature a Nintendo Direct via streaming services. Today, Nintendo has released a Mario Kart 8 themed Nintendo Direct, which features no other game except Mario Kart 8. However, can you brave that the video is 35 minutes long? I did and you’ll be glad to learn a lot about the game as you watch.
With Mario Kart 8 only a month away we at Marooners’ Rock are highly excited. I mean who wouldn’t want the game? I can say right now my personal Facebook already has trash talking and plans for all-nighters between friends. Anyways, as you can see in the title the UK is lucky once again when it comes to Mario Kart 8. If you live in the UK you can pre-order a limited edition Mario Kart ...[Read More]
Our scene opens on a majestic fortress, perched on a tower that seems to reach impossible heights above the leafy canopy of trees. It stands as stoic sentiment to the lush and fertile land below it, and the materials and design lead us, the viewers, to believe that it is an ancestral home and that whatever family inhabits it has done so for countless generations. Inside, the family gathered around...[Read More]
Nintendo has announced that it’ll be showcasing a huge variety of fun and new indie games that use Unity Pro for its Wii U console. However, as most people can assume, the monthly cost of a Unity subscription can be hard for smaller indie developers. Don’t worry! Nintendo has an agreement that will grant approved developers access to Unity for free. During GDC, attendees will witness h...[Read More]
It’s slightly old news by now, but on October 1st Nintendo dumped a truckload of new information on us regarding upcoming Wii U and 3DS. One of the cool things they revealed, besides Princess Peach doing a feline floaty jump, was the new cherry power-up in Super Mario 3D World. When one of the Mario Menagerie grabs this cherry they are duplicated. This will surely add some new and unique gam...[Read More]
Have you been wondering what will be coming to the 3DS and Wii U in the coming days/week? Below is the list of releases; some can now be found via the eShop while others you’ll have to wait for until the official release day. I can’t wait for games such as Rune Factory 4. If that wasn’t all Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millenium Girl is coming out, which you’ll be seeing a re...[Read More]
When I was a youngin’, I used to look forward to Saturday mornings from the moment my feet hit the ground on a Sunday. All week long I’d sit around daydreaming of hefty heroes with awesome abilities thwarting vile villains’ dastardly deeds; anxiously awaiting the time when I could sneak out of bed before anyone else in the house and claim the TV as my own for a few hours. Now tha...[Read More]
Wonderful 101 was one of the games I was most looking forward to in the Wii U’s “launch window”. All early trailers and videos made it look like a game with similar large-scale squadron based gameplay like Pikmin, but with super-powered heroic humans instead of tiny plant critters. Wait, did I just say PikminAND superheroes? Sign me up! I’m a total sucker for mashing together two thing...[Read More]
Intergalactic travel can be quite risky. However, there are certain situations that may require a society to race through the cold, lonely vacuum of space at super high velocities. Perhaps the average temperature of your planet has risen too high for it to be habitable and you must leave to find a world with a more hospitable climate. Maybe by some cruel twist of fate Sarah Palin has become suprem...[Read More]